I'm Tyler. I'm 22. I'm from Adelaide.

There isn't much else you need to know. I'm not doing uni, I'm sad all the time, I work all the time, I write music, I collect records and CDs and I'm obsessed with Andrew Jackson Jihad and John Darnielle.

How To Date:

reallybigsword:

spreadlovenotlies:

Step 1- Buy her pizza.

Step 2- Make her cum.

Step 3 - watch your weak ass relationship fall apart after six weeks when you realize you both have the personalities of an unwashed cheese grater

thisisbodypos:

all boobs are good boobs

all stomachs are good stomachs

all thighs are good thighs 

all bodies are good bodies

yes yours, too, and don’t you forget it

killallmetalheads:

very happy with my new tumblr URL i hope it sparks a lot of controversy and messages from angry pissbabies

Anonymous:
Tell the most liveable city owners to provide you guys with textbooks :)Hi from London! Wouldnt change it for the world, sorry :)

liampaypal:

i am honestly so baffled. let me get this straight. you are pressed that i don’t know the american states and cities by heart?

will it make you feel better about yourself if i, liampaypal, post to my tumblr saying that england has superior education to australia?

will you be able to sleep well at night then?

i am not insecure about my patchy north american geographical knowledge i am not personally insecure about the australian education system like … why have you chosen this bone to pick?

I WANT TO SASS YOU BUT I CAN’T BECAUSE I’M SO CONFUSED

do you think i wrote the curriculum?? 

lluminis:

Probably my favourite thing about my job is making nerdy boys who are buying condoms uncomfortable by smiling, not breaking eye contact and really enthusiastically telling them to have a good night.

Fuck yes. Also asking if they want a receipt in case they change their mind.

boyirl:

“There is nothing more rare, nor more beautiful, than a woman being unapologetically herself; comfortable in her perfect imperfection. To me, that is the true essence of beauty.” 
 Steve Maraboli

amydoesthings:

pleatedjeans:

via

I’m literally crying with laughter over this

amydoesthings:

pleatedjeans:

via

I’m literally crying with laughter over this

"The Summer Ends" by American Football

passingexistence:

American Football // The Summer Ends

I’m thinking about leaving and how I should say goodbye. With a handshake, or an embrace, or a kiss on the cheek, or possibly all three. Well maybe I’ve been wrong. Maybe my intentions are irrelevant. But honestly, it’s not just for me. We’ve both been so unhappy so let’s just see what happens when the summer ends.

Finally got a 5 year badge at work, even though I’ve been there almost 6..

Finally got a 5 year badge at work, even though I’ve been there almost 6..

Tuesday, August 26, 2014
Anonymous:
YOU'RE THE SMALL ONE DON'T FRET

poolharry:

who wore it better

sprinkledoughnut:

my anaconda don’t want none unless u got hot cross buns hot cross buns one a penny two a penny hot cross buns

 
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