I'm Tyler. I'm 22. I'm from Adelaide.
There isn't much else you need to know. I'm not doing uni, I'm sad all the time, I work all the time, I write music, I collect records and CDs and I'm obsessed with Andrew Jackson Jihad and John Darnielle.
all boobs are good boobs
all stomachs are good stomachs
all thighs are good thighs
all bodies are good bodies
yes yours, too, and don’t you forget it
very happy with my new tumblr URL i hope it sparks a lot of controversy and messages from angry pissbabies
i am honestly so baffled. let me get this straight. you are pressed that i don’t know the american states and cities by heart?
will it make you feel better about yourself if i, liampaypal, post to my tumblr saying that england has superior education to australia?
will you be able to sleep well at night then?
i am not insecure about my patchy north american geographical knowledge i am not personally insecure about the australian education system like … why have you chosen this bone to pick?
I WANT TO SASS YOU BUT I CAN’T BECAUSE I’M SO CONFUSED
do you think i wrote the curriculum??
Probably my favourite thing about my job is making nerdy boys who are buying condoms uncomfortable by smiling, not breaking eye contact and really enthusiastically telling them to have a good night.
Fuck yes. Also asking if they want a receipt in case they change their mind.
my anaconda don’t want none unless u got hot cross buns hot cross buns one a penny two a penny hot cross buns